Today, Something I Like is cheesey jokes.
I had a little read of the posts so far and thought ‘WOAH, someone’s getting a bit serious’.
Time to roll out the repertoire….
Q: What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?
Q: How do you approach an angry cheese?
I was walking down the street the other day when someone threw a bit of cheese at me. I thought “that’s not very mature”
Q: What cheese do you use to entice a grizzly?
Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
A: NACHO cheese
I slipped over on a piece of cheese in the kitchen the other day, it nearly Gouda’d my eyes out
Q: What cheeses open windows?
Q: What cheese is made backwards?
Q: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?